cockwaggon

A gay prostitution car for kinky shit on the go!

Bro I spotted Mike in a cockwaggon.

by Mexican Master November 13, 2017

Cockballoon

The pocket of air that can form over the tip of your penis when you do not put on your condom correctly. A cockballoon can break easily and make wearing a condom pointless.

Sam: How’d she get pregnant?

Dumbass: Well, I didn’t know that a cockballoon could pop.
Sam: Dumbass!

by XRKelly June 24, 2018

cockballs

cockballs

cockballs
cockblas

by Explainer Of Tdodd September 2, 2021

cockbigulous

When your cock gets too big for your britches and you come down with a cold

Little Jimmy suffers from severe cockbigulous

by The Master Jedi April 20, 2022

Cockmageddon

Like Armageddon, but with penises.

Cockmageddon came from the sky and blew up our home planet of vaginatown.

by Bbozic July 22, 2011

cocksag

that awkward bludge in a male's pants that isnt quite shaped to your perfection

"it kinda looked good, but i would describe it as a cocksag"

by John Crabs September 25, 2008

cockbarf

Total garbage or crap. Often used to express extreme dislike for something.

Movies starting with T and ending in '-itanic'.

by Dan February 23, 2004