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hot cobbler 

1. Semen (only when reffered to as in definition 2.)
2. The act of giving a woman (or man) multiple facials, usually simultaneously and with 3 to 15 or more men providing the semen. The woman is then instructed to "Eat the hot cobbler," and to do so she must carefully collect all of the semen from her face and eat it.
3. A male participant in the act described in definition 2.
1. "Did you see her swallow all of our hot cobbler?"
2. "Let's give her a hot cobbler she'll never forget."
3. "He's perverted."
"How so?"
"He's a hot cobbler."
"Oh, I see."
hot cobbler by J.J. Thompson December 31, 2003
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hoboken squat cobbler 

A sexual fetish act involving a single person and a pie or cake. The participant begins by sitting or dipping his/her rear end into the Pie. They then proceed to wiggle around their rear in the pie until it is completely destroyed.
Susie: What do you want to do when I come over later?

Bobby: How about the same thing we did after dinner last weekend?

Susie: Hoboken Squat Cobbler?

Bobby: Now we're talking. I'll grab a banana cream & a strawberry rhubarb from our fav bakery on the way home from the office.
hoboken squat cobbler by JLCNY25 August 24, 2016

squat cobbler 

When a man sits in pie, and wiggles around. (Usually while filmed, for enjoyment of fetishists.) Varieties may be known as Hoboken squat cobbler; Full moon moon-pie; Boston creme splat; Simple Simon the ass-man; Dutch apple ass. A crybaby squat includes crying.
Ooooh yeah, do it for the camera, baby... Do that squat cobbler for daddy.
squat cobbler by Slippin' Jimmy September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.

Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.
He really likes it when he sees someone sitting in a pie. He loves a good squat cobbler.
squat cobbler by JWSmythe September 1, 2016

squat cobbler 

when you film a video of somebody sitting on a pie while crying
pyrce filmed a squat cobbler and happily sat on the pie for the video
squat cobbler by dachiever August 30, 2016

squat cobbler 

When you bare ass sit on top of a pie and wiggle around. Tears may or may not be included. Also known as a Boston cream splat.
Dan got out of police suspicion by admitting he makes squat cobbler videos.
squat cobbler by Butteater637 July 10, 2016

midnight cobbler

Local slang for a cobbler that repairs shoes in the night and performs.... other deeds.
"I'm sorry, what? A midnight cobbler?"
"A midnight gobbler, if you will."
midnight cobbler by Slosheimer August 17, 2023