clothes stalking

The act of constantly checking for an item (usually a clothing item) either online or in stores in waiting for it to go on sale.

People guilty of clothes stalking can be found jotting down the item number for the item to be "stalked" and keeping the product number (in their phone, blackberry, notepad etc) for future reference. They may be seen calling customer service, checking in with the store, and then calling up other stores in your state/out of state periodically to ask about product #: xxxxx to check on the current price of the item they are trying to stalk (in hopes that the product has been marked down.)
As soon as Jacqueline saw those 6 inch satin pumps from bebe she knew she just had to have them! However she wasn't willing to pay $200 for them. She clothes stalked the shoes every other day for two months waiting for it to go on sale, and when it finally was 60% off she bought them!

Amy wanted that black dress in the window display of Macy's but after she saw the price tag she decided that $80 wasn't worth it. "I think I'll just clothes stalk this dress whenever I happen to pass Macy's... If it goes down to $30 I guess I'll buy it!"

Heather was such a cheapskate, she never paid retail, and always only bought from clearance. Because she always waited so long for something to go on clearance, many styles would always sell out due to her excessive clothes stalking habits.
by MzMadh July 14, 2010
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man of the cloth

A member of the clergy.
Billy Graham is a man of the cloth.
by AdamD March 19, 2006
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cloth toucher

1.when a piece of poo has protruded far enough from your rectum to touch your under-clothing.
I used my underpants to wipe the results of a cloth toucher out of my anus. I threw them in the women's bathroom.
by scannin October 10, 2006
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stheart clothing

clothing company based on the music scene
kind of like glamour kills clothing, but slightly more hardcore music
supports bands like attack attack!, i see stars, dance gavin dance.
myspace.com/stheartclothing

stheart clothing is worn by bands =
by francisca degeralamookana November 12, 2009
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chav clothes

chav "clothes" consist of shity tracksuits and often fake burberry skarves and "bling", often the tracksuits are fake as well, ok there one big fake fuck, and what makes it worse is that they acctually like living in poverty and wearing shity fake clothes. there generally all mouth and think there rocky, but they aint they just think they are because there in big groups of "mates". generally found around macdonalds, this species remain to loiter our streets, and make england into the fuck hole it is now because of them
i walked into town, and 3 in 4 people are chavs, wearing nothing but fake trackies and "bling" chav clothes, are so argh anoying..
by xrider May 10, 2006
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German cloth

urinating on someones bed,drying it with a blow dryer and having them sleep on it.
I German Clothed mose last night, he thought it smelled of piss
by akiva lerma March 19, 2011
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Textbook Clothing

Logo-less, tasteless, brand-less oversized clothes typically worn by unattractive children in school textbooks.
Sally: Your Textbook Clothing is a fire hazard in the lab.
Peggy Sue: At least I have legs, you dumb bitch.
by Peter B. NJ October 27, 2008
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