Cumple

The act of crumpling and falling over while cumming.

Last night I cumpled while strangling myself in the closet.

by Taruin August 11, 2023

cumpleanos

the action of filling a sock with golf balls and throwing it in the air not to be confused with cum pleanos

jerry: wow that was an amazing cumpleanos

by cum pleanos lover January 3, 2024

Crumple

The action of grabbing and object and crushing it into a rough, ball-like shape in the palm of your hand.

Person 1: I think I'm gonna get arrested!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I totally just ripped off my boss' crotch and crumpled it!

by SeriousGuy108 January 11, 2024

Clumpies

To rip dingleberries out of your ass hairs, and then ejaculate over them. Then ferment them until they look like glazed donut holes. After this process you then go out and feed them to your closest friends

“Me and some buddies went out and made some clumpies and gave them to the homeless shelter for Thanksgiving. We’re such good people!”
“Just finished making clumpies for the boys!!”

by Nutfw March 23, 2024

Cumplete Cycle

When you are laying on your back, with someone bouncing on your dick, and someone else that has their ass on your face, the two people on top of you are making out, you then cum so much that your cum flows through the person that is bouncing on your dick, out of their mouth, into the mouth of the person sitting on your face, it them travels through the person sitting on your face, out their ass and into your mouth and back out of your dick, completing the cycle.

Girlfriend: "Hey babe can we invite my friend over and perform a cumplete cycle

Boyfriend: of course honey, I haven't jerked off in a month so I will have enough cum to complete the cycle and travel through all three of us.

by Booger Burrito May 5, 2024

Crumpled Bread Face

The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!

I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!

by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024

Cumple

A cumple is when someone has an ingrown hair and semen (aka “cum) comes into contact with the sore. The area then becomes irritated and potentially infected leading to the formation of a cumple.

Did you see Justin’s upper lip after that camping trip with his friends it appears he has a cumple.

by Father John Cisty May 18, 2024