Guitar Hero claw

A medical ailment that is a result of playing the rock guitar simulator game for hours on end. It most often leaves the left hand cramped in the shape it took to press the coloured buttons, which resembles an odd claw, with the lightning speed and precision needed to beat friends in a 'pro face off' or complete career mode on hard. It is often accompanied by guitar hero tripping.
This is a small price to play for victory over friends and family.

'Flip Marc, we've just beat the co-op mode of Guitar Hero 3, now we have opened Strokes- Reptilia & Beastie Boys: Sabotage- that's Wizard!'

'Yes but it is 4 hours of our lives we will never get back and I do have nasty case of Guitar Hero claw.'

'True...and the carpet has started to move too...that's not normal!'

by Chris Dangerous Long May 12, 2008

clawdaddy

A male with partial hands. Missing fingers on one or both hands. Usually a favorite amongst sexually deviant females. Also known as shocka. This person usually lacks in other areas; however, is still able to please the ladies. More often than not, clawdaddies are employed in the IT industry as Security Engineers.

AA: Did you see what clawdaddy did to that chick?
Tuna: I sure did, he really did a number on her.

by Rich&Rare October 22, 2009

Claw Hands

The sensation of having numb or weak hands that usually occurs when first waking up, after laughing, or after sexual intercourse.

Julie- "I can't open this bottle of juice, I have claw hands!"

by JenJen77 February 3, 2010

Clawgasm

The horrible sensation that a woman experiences when her sexual partner has long, dirty finger nails.

He didn't clean his teeth or shower, but the worst part came when he gave me a clawgasm

by Little Gaz January 21, 2011

Claw Machine Addiction

When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until a Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters that you keep giving them.

Denny’s employee “This one guy comes in and spend 50 bucks until he gets a prize from the claw machine. He has a claw machine addiction”
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

Claw Daddy

A Claw Daddy is a White Claw (No explanation needed), mixed with a Natty Daddy (An American-styled malt beer with an amazing taste that packs a punch). Not too different from a White House, which is a White Claw and an Ice House (America's first domestically brewed ice beer). These are two very classy drinks which are best served out of an un-sanitized beer bong, shared by ten of your closest friends.

Hey Keith, come join us! You don't need to have pants on to enjoy an ice cold Claw Daddy; don't worry... it'll only burn for a minute!

by clawdaddy2021 March 12, 2021

Clawroline

A boss from the Kirby series debuting in Kirby and the forgotten land. The internet got ahold of her and if you see her fan art you should bleach your eyes.

Friend: Have you seen the new Kirby boss Clawroline, she's hot.

Me: I already bleached my eyes 5 times today!

by BidoofGod March 4, 2022