Chode

when your cock is like.... wider <----->
than it is long, therefore you have a chode

#1) Dude!!!! that guy has a fucken chode!!

#2) my girlfriend dumped me because of my ferociously wide chode...

#3) Your Mom Likes Creighton Catletts monstrous Chode!!!

by Not Conner Runyon October 23, 2008

Chode

cockpit - The skin between your balls and your asshole

You have a smelly chode/cockpit

by my idol January 5, 2009

Chode

When a penis is wide then it is long

6 inches wide 5 inches long

by k Schizzle February 10, 2003

Chode

A penis that's wider than it is long

Which, really, is just plain fucking hilarious

"My boyfriend was talking about his dick last night, he said it's real wide... even wider than long"
"You lazy eyed virgin! He's got a chode!"

by The Queen Of Chodes November 14, 2004

chode

A fat persons dick that is wider than it is long!!!!!!!!!!

"you hairy chode licker"

by sex_lover094 August 21, 2006

chode

A dick that has more circumfrence that longevity... like a damn can of tuna

Jimmy is the Chode!!!

by A.Dizzle November 15, 2006

Chode

A penis which is fat and small to such an extensive degree, that it is actually wider than it is long.

I unzipped his trousers and I was confronted with what I thought to be a grossly inflammed testicle. It was, alas, only the poor boy's chode. Needless to say, I ran quickly.

by Chode Appreciation Society January 20, 2004