charity shop

British equivalent to the USA's "thrift store".

"The band's clothes look like they were nicked from the local charity shop."

by Nupe January 6, 2004

do some charity work

To shag an ugly, fat, twat of a lass coz your mate fancies her fit friend.

Mark: "Where are you going Dave?"
Dave: "See that ugly cunt over the way?"
Mark: "Yeah???"
Dave: "Well, Steve fancies her mate so I'm going to do a spot of charity work!"

by danarky June 5, 2003

Chapstick dick

very simply, a small penis no larger than a tube of chapstick.

my friend cindy keeps complaining to me about her boyfriends little chapstick dick.....

by mgeniusg August 23, 2006

DiGi Charat

Anime consisting of alien girls in cat costumes who over use strange words such as nyo, nyu, and gema.

Go to hell -nyo!

by PaTMaN October 5, 2003

charity hooker

A hooker who does her work for free.

"Mary is a charity hooker, always thinking of her clients. Isn't that the hooker you want on your side?"

by brokendreamboi July 15, 2009

charity

charity's are the most amazing perfect girls you will meet! if you meet a charity, you best not let her go!❤❤❤

juan: whos that?

jack: thats charity. shes the most gorgeous person i know!

juan: me too!

by bsfcocksucker000 May 29, 2020

Charlton Heston

The gentleman who appeared in the original Planet of the Apes movie, and recently handed in his firearms.

Ain't nobody shot the ducky like Charlton Heston.

by Fearman April 10, 2008