Boys dorm cement mixer

When someone in the Boys dorm has clogged a toilet, and the rest of the dorm continues to shit in it until it resembles hardened cement.

Really Dominic another Boys dorm cement mixer.

by Vladimir Siriia January 25, 2020

cement mixer

When a man and woman are humping on the beach, it is the magical moment when the guy finishes on the girls vagina and throws sand on it...

John was humping Suzie on the beach and when he realized he wasn't fond of her, he decided to give her a cement mixer.

by NM Tex January 2, 2008

He was forced to eat cement when he was 6

Am I funny yet

Me: He was forced to eat cement when he was 6
Family: Why are you the way you are

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

cementation

when a guy ejaculates on the forehead of a dirty.

What I did last night.

by Snuser July 2, 2005

contact cement

It means sperm, cum, spooge, jizz etc.

It was only when I pointed out the "contact cement" on my girlfriend's shirt that I realised how big my load was.

by Mr Corrupt July 3, 2005

cement job

When you cum on two girls' faces and then they stick together when it dries

"Dude I cement jobbed two girls last night and they were stuck together for an hour!"

by Cementjobguy March 15, 2014

cement sandwich

The act of gluing two bitches together with your own semen. Presumably after fornicating furiously.

Those bitches didn't even know the meaning of ladies night till I served them a cement sandwich...!

by KTitties May 17, 2014