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Boys dorm cement mixer

When someone in the Boys dorm has clogged a toilet, and the rest of the dorm continues to shit in it until it resembles hardened cement.
Really Dominic another Boys dorm cement mixer.
by Vladimir Siriia January 25, 2020
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cement mixer

When a man and woman are humping on the beach, it is the magical moment when the guy finishes on the girls vagina and throws sand on it...
John was humping Suzie on the beach and when he realized he wasn't fond of her, he decided to give her a cement mixer.
by NM Tex January 2, 2008
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He was forced to eat cement when he was 6

Am I funny yet
Me: He was forced to eat cement when he was 6
Family: Why are you the way you are
mugGet the He was forced to eat cement when he was 6mug.

In the cement

Vintage term for being in prison.
I wouldn't do take that if I were you, you'll end up back in the cement
by Shuaman March 30, 2020
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Cement Mixer

When a man slides his erect penis inside a woman's vagina to full length and begins to rotate his hips in a 360 degree circle, essentially stirring the juices inside her. Centrifugal force causes the penis to shift in in the opposite direction of the rotation. This is best done without a condom however, as the centrifugal friction may cause the condom to shift and/or break. You've been warned!
I attempted the "cement mixer" whilst my lady was cumming and she flooded the bed! Thank god the sheets weren't high thread count!!
by CriscoShortnin May 29, 2021
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cement

a mixture of stuff that is as hard as a rock.
i would reccomend not hitting your head on it. because that could hurt.
by crystaldreamer12 September 16, 2021
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cement sandwich

The act of gluing two bitches together with your own semen. Presumably after fornicating furiously.
Those bitches didn't even know the meaning of ladies night till I served them a cement sandwich...!
by KTitties May 17, 2014
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