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Two Bottom Plow

Known in rural areas of the Midwest, this term is used for the dirty naughty farm bitches. If you find that dirty farmers daughter that wants two cocks in her ass simultaneously, just tell her Dad you are giving her the two bottom plow to keep things civil. The two bottom plow is defined as double penetration “plowing that field” in the anus.
Ole farmer Johnson’s daughter said she will let us do whatever we want to her, I say we give her the two bottom plow.
by Teamcletus April 11, 2019
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Fluff bottom

When your dog or kitty is overdue for a grooming
The pooh is sticking to your pomeranian's butt! I think he has fluff bottom!
by Palmfronds July 25, 2019
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top and bottom

Top is a giver in sex

Bottom is a reciever in sex
Linsay lohan "giiiirl im a bottom"

Justin bieber "nah im a top and bottom"
by Awesomedude53 August 8, 2015
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buttmad

Being particularly mad at something while being butthurt. Often a result of being trolled on the Internet.
I called this guy a hipster and he got so buttmad.
by ita0ts January 27, 2011
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Fat bottomed girls

One heck of a good song
fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round!
by qazzytherock March 10, 2011
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Bikini Bottom

The capital of the entire universe as we know it located in the bikini atol and is the home town of the overlord of the universe Spongebob SquarePants, Bikini bottom is also the birthplace of captilism (thanks to Eugene Crabs).
Teacher: "pop quiz", "what is the capital of this great nation".
All students in monotone unison: BiKiNi BoTtOm
by OgSparkles June 30, 2018
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Buttmunch

Seemingly derogatory term but often used with affection. In the classic sitcom Malcolm in the Middle, the brothers call each other buttmunch but with a smile and a pat on the back. The word can also be used as a sexually suggestive term, using it on someone you would actually like to munch on your butt.
1. Reese to Malcolm: Way to go buttmunch! I'm proud of you!
2. Reese to Malcolm (pulling down his pants): Hey buttmunch, dive in!
by zekebones May 11, 2018
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