broner
broners are compliments
if a guy sees you and gets a boner, its a complinet that you look good, nothing sus
if a guy sees you and gets a boner, its a complinet that you look good, nothing sus
Bróner
Coming from the Irish word for sad (brón), prenounced Bro-Ner.
An upset or sad erection given by a friend. This does not have to be intentional by either party involved.
An upset or sad erection given by a friend. This does not have to be intentional by either party involved.
Peter: I was so depressed on Sunday afternoon in Marks.
John: Why?
Peter: Ah you know, Mark was slagging me and then he farted and for some reason I got a bróner.
John: Shit one dude.
John: Why?
Peter: Ah you know, Mark was slagging me and then he farted and for some reason I got a bróner.
John: Shit one dude.
Bróner by adamgarrioch March 6, 2009
Alligator Broner
Alligator Broner by JackpotOnSpeedDemon January 22, 2020
Lady Broner
When a girl has a crush on and/or wants to bone her male friend ("bro"). Often, the girl is considered "one of the guys" and is deeply rooted in the friend zone. Lady broners are usually unsatisfying and may result in late nights alone, self-loathing, and bitterness.
Girl 1: It's great that you and Herp are such good friends.
Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.
Girl 1: You are fucked.
Girl 2: Yeah, except for the fact that I have a massive lady broner for him.
Girl 1: You are fucked.
Lady Broner by oogenshnagen May 24, 2012
Shield-Broner
Your best bud that willingly to hide your boner in front of the girl/boy you attracted to. Usually using a book or standing in front of you making small talk to the said girl/boy, while you busy rearranging the boner. A True Best Friend.
A: Here comes Abby.
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!
Shield-Broner by UrbanHunk July 4, 2017
Beasty Broner
A Jeff Martin induced boner. The ultimate boner (level 10 in stiffness) that a male can achieve, from another male. Typically resulting from being in close proximity of Jeff Martin and/or thinking about Jeff Martin.
The origins of the Beasty Broner date back to 2006 when Adam 'The Beast' Cyr was roommates with Jeff Martin in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Many full scale erections occurred between the years 2006 - 2012.
The origins of the Beasty Broner date back to 2006 when Adam 'The Beast' Cyr was roommates with Jeff Martin in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Many full scale erections occurred between the years 2006 - 2012.
"Jeff just gave me a Beasty Broner" - The Beast
"This boner just reached Beasty Broner proportions" - The Beast
Scotty - "Beast, why are you walking around the Alehouse with a boner?"
Beast - "Saw Jeff Martin on the dance floor, and got a Beasty Broner"
Scotty - "wow, I just got a Beasty broner too!!"
"This boner just reached Beasty Broner proportions" - The Beast
Scotty - "Beast, why are you walking around the Alehouse with a boner?"
Beast - "Saw Jeff Martin on the dance floor, and got a Beasty Broner"
Scotty - "wow, I just got a Beasty broner too!!"
Beasty Broner by Project Halifax January 3, 2014
Shit Boner
Shit Boner by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022
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