broccoli richardson

A rich pale pasty man that wears shorts shorts

Thanks to my mom I got them broccoli richardson bucks bo

by Jayrosay919 December 23, 2022

broccoli spears

The green miniature trees chopped up in a bag found in ur grocer's frozen vegetable aisle.. also synonymous to the infamous britney spears

Tonight im having ramen noodles, hardboiled eggs and broccoli spears!!!! yaaaa

by rachel January 13, 2005

Broccoli Boy

Boy named Cohen, has very nice broccoli hair. Super sweet, easy to talk to, great friend. He's the ultimate bestfriend (and mom).

Omg Cohen is sooo nice! He has such beautiful broccoli hair, hes like a broccoli boy

by ellie_jellie November 4, 2019

Jewish Broccoli

A good looking Jewish boy who has curly hair that resembles that of a broccoli stem.

Damn, that boy was Jewish Broccoli.

by JewishDefinitions March 12, 2017

cut the broccoli

To masturbate or otherwise pleasure oneself

Where's Darren? Oh he went to cut the broccoli.

by Hot Digity October 24, 2018

Eye Broccoli

Someone that isn't nice to look at but you know is good for you.

Guy 1: Dude your new girlfriend is stank AF
Guy 2: Yeah she really makes sure I'm happy, I just can't bring myself to look at her
Guy 1: Man you got yourself some eye broccoli

by thatdouchejudgingeveryoneatthe July 29, 2015

Pushing the Broccoli

This phrase applies to situations when a girl comes round and she is not what you expected, be it because she has 'catfished you' or she just had really strong game and come round without you first asking for a picture. You still want to hit it up because otherwise it is a waste of time and the rest of the night will be awkward if you reject it, so you hesitantly sit there and reluctantly fool around with it like a kid eating tea that mum has cooked knowing that you have to eat it, but you just really don't want to.

Oh dude i got a chick over last night and i was pushing the broccoli until i blew so that she would leave.

by Antony.James91 January 21, 2015