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Break up letter

You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.
Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?

Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.

Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019
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Break Up

That shit hurts real shit dawg there’s no reason to be mad or sad because remember there’s 7 billion people in the world and you will find the one for you someday because god has a plan for you so if that relationship doesn’t work out always god has a plan for you
Person 1 - im going through break up man
Person 2 - That was gods plan dawg I’m sorry
by Attempted Lover February 26, 2024
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National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.
her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023
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Tell your gf u wanna break up

Today is april 19 which means its break up with your gf day! walk up to her and say my heart was full with your love but now its filled with coke and gin
HEy. Hey i think we need to break up i like coke and gin more than u it mean i dont want u and i want to move on
Tell your gf u wanna break up means u dont love her lol
by power go April 19, 2023
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are we breaking up?

I haven't seen you in a long time. You haven't returned my texts with the speed you normally do. You seem like you are kind of distant when we talk or text. Usually said to someone you are clearly not in a relationship with.
I haven't heard from you all day. Are we breaking up?
by muscratgrrl August 22, 2018
mugGet the are we breaking up?mug.

national break up with your gf day

break up with her
yo bro it’s national break up with your gf day break up with her
by ok sis October 5, 2021
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break-up jockey

A guy who breaks up with his girlfriend in public in a cold and cruel manner. Later he will date someone who is close to her.
He's sucha' damn break-up jockey for dumping Sarah like that!
by Type2GenomeManiac June 12, 2017
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