Broccoli Cock is a term used to describes a penis that is so infected that it takes on a green coloration. Sometimes misused to describe a mushroom cock (see 'mushroom cock').
Broccoli Cock can be the resulting condition from getting down with skanky bitches, women with unwashed grubby maggot-twats, or poosterbation (see 'poosterbation'). It is rare for this term to be used as an insult due to the sensitivity of the topic of ones grotesquely infected jock trout, and more often than not other men feel pity for men that are suffering from Broccoli Cock.
Broccoli Cock can be the resulting condition from getting down with skanky bitches, women with unwashed grubby maggot-twats, or poosterbation (see 'poosterbation'). It is rare for this term to be used as an insult due to the sensitivity of the topic of ones grotesquely infected jock trout, and more often than not other men feel pity for men that are suffering from Broccoli Cock.
David - "I've been poosterbating for years and this is the first time I've ever got Broccoli cock"
Jack - "say what?! you wank with shit?!"
David - "Yeah dude, most people do."
3 random guys listening to the conversation look over to Jack and nod their heads and all admit to having Broccoli Cock too.
Jack - "say what?! you wank with shit?!"
David - "Yeah dude, most people do."
3 random guys listening to the conversation look over to Jack and nod their heads and all admit to having Broccoli Cock too.
by Spydabytes September 10, 2010
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Origin: The terms stems from the idea that after exclusively eating vanilla ice cream over an extraordinarily long period of time, even odd flavors of ice cream that you would not normally consider eating might sound more appealing than vanilla.
Origin: The terms stems from the idea that after exclusively eating vanilla ice cream over an extraordinarily long period of time, even odd flavors of ice cream that you would not normally consider eating might sound more appealing than vanilla.
Example 1:
Married Man: "Yo man, check out the hotties in the booth over there!"
Friend: "Nah, bro .. that's Broccoli Ice Cream."
Example 2:
Wife: "I saw you checking out the ass on that Broccoli Ice Cream walking her dog. You know she has grandkids, right?"
Married Man: "Yo man, check out the hotties in the booth over there!"
Friend: "Nah, bro .. that's Broccoli Ice Cream."
Example 2:
Wife: "I saw you checking out the ass on that Broccoli Ice Cream walking her dog. You know she has grandkids, right?"
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