play both sides of the ball

dude i fucked her then i fucked him, i play both sides of the ball
by Joeeeeeeee The HOEEEEEEE September 12, 2010
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Best of both worlds

The process of inverting ones penis to make it a vagina. Completely reversible, and usually done by the local rabbi.
Did it hurt when you got the best of both worlds?

No. Rabbi Timothy has the gentlest hands in the world.
by Jibbletlover99 November 30, 2018
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we're both wearing jeans...

as seen in a bumper sticker on facebook in the phrase:
"so...we're both wearing jeans...wanna make out?"
when a makeout sesh is desired, but you want to be discrete about it, you say "so...we're both wearing jeans..." and wait for a response.
not many people are familiar with this term, so it may need some explanation.
hey ainslie...so we're both wearing jeans...

ahahaha.
by vivelerockk07 April 08, 2008
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An expression used to describe somebody who isn't mentally stable or isn't very intelligent.

See also - not playing with a full deck, a few bricks shy of a load, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer
Nothing my neighbor says makes any sense. He's not rowing with both oars in the water.
by bob_johnson May 08, 2021
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Cigarette lit on both sides

To be in a sticky situation, where you are getting fucked regardless. There is no winning
by spahT May 19, 2023
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Both Sides Now

by JL August 22, 2003
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Both Sides Now

refers to the male leaving the copulation bed because he needs to take a crap, he sits there with his hard-on outside of the toilet bowl, drops a big turd and immediately flings a load of ejaculate toward the bathroom wall in front of him. There is no feeling of orgasming, simply of unloading some jism. Return to the bed and cum a lesser load.

the definition says it all
I had to stop humping her to go drop a load, and I did, from Both Sides Now.
by Jake February 01, 2004
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