Boondoggle

To laze around. Procrastinate, if you will.

"SANS! ALL YOU DO IS BOONDOGGLE ALL DAY LONG!

by CrazyPhscoHarmlessBitch April 20, 2016

boondocks

Almost always used as "the boondocks" or "the boonies." This is beyond country. This is far off the main roads, and almost in the wilderness. Essentially the middle of nowhere.

You know you live in the boondocks when you can't see your house from the road.

by Burning Leo July 3, 2011

boones

(1.) The headache one gets from drinking "Boone's Farm" wine-like beverages in excess.

(2.) A ficticious sexually transmitted disease about which one can complain thereby scare former sexual partners.

(1.) Shit, I got the fuckin' boones this morning.

(2.) Bonifa, I don't know who gave it to me, but I got the boones on my thing. They all red and they fuckin' hurt. You should get tested.

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

Boons

Usually a rural place with little to no police patrolling making it the perfect place to smoke weed while driving around.

I want to go for a cruise in the boons because there are cops everywhere today.

by Nakeo October 14, 2009

Bonds

An underwear brand, most popular in Australia. Most Australians wear this brand of underwear, the classics being briefs and popular funky ones being Boxer-Briefs.

John: Oh man! Just got these new bonds!
James: Wow, what funky colours. Thank God for Bonds!

by JMacMac August 3, 2011

Barry Bonds

The most despised baseball player of all time. Because of his contempt for others and himself, will be remembered as a joke to the sport.

Kid 1:
Hey, I just met Barry Bonds and he refused to sign my baseball.

Kid 2:
That is because he is an ignorant asshole, and doesn't understand that it is important to be respectful of baseball fans. It's okay; when he is no longer around, no one will care.

by MTF February 9, 2009

Boonst

Created early september 2004, originates from a heavy night at the gov at rottnest island australia. Its definition is sketchy however it can be applied with several meanings. It means roughly to perform a sexual act, kiss, or party. The last part of the definition can be used to disguise its true meaning the next morning when someone discovers an sms containing "boonst" and reads it out loud to a large group of people.

"come down to the gov and boonst it up with me"
"so did u boonst her last night?"
"Oh yeah i boonst her good"
"yeah caught i up with u know who and we had a little boonst outside the club"

by Hemz Dogga September 15, 2004