rocket booming

(v) The act of proclaiming one's popularity on the internet, especially when the opposite is true.

This is done to give a false appearence and to take advantage of the fact that there is no universal mechanism to track & verify web statistics and even Nielsen does not understand the difference between viewers, page views, hits, downloads, and subscriptions.

First used by ZeFrank on October 23, 2006

"If you want to be popular just go ahead and say you are, I call that rocket booming."

"14 inches, really?
No, I was just rocket booming."

by resung October 23, 2006

dirtpipe boomerang

When two people push their assholes together and alternately shit into the others asshole, hence boomerang.

Invented by Bill Cosby in 1956.

See also ultimate dirtpipe boomerang showdown

Kevin:"What are you watching?"
Bill:"Two black trannys doing a dirtpipe boomerang."
Kevin:"Pass the KY jelly"

by TheChode April 8, 2007

Boomerang Pussy

When a man breaks it off with his current girl but keeps expecting to have sexual relations with her.

I'm no boomerang pussy! You can't throw me away and expect it to come right back

by @thatblondechick December 31, 2015

bowering

An absolute legend and the nuttiest geezer who gets all the pussy

"You are such a Bowering"

by Stevo September 4, 2016

Lima Boomerang

The Lima Boomerang is a condition that happens under extreme boredom. It is the act of pulling ones own genitals back between his or hers legs and inserting the tip of their penis or clitoris in their anus. This is done for entertainment, stress relief, and sexual pleasure.

Man 1. Have you ever heard of the Lima Boomerang?

Man 2. Yeah, I doing it right now!

by 8BallUD September 22, 2012

Booming

1. A very gay way of partying

2. An interesting, and very strange way of masturbating

3. Getting High

4. Something better than an orgasm

person 1: "AHHHHH.... AHHHHH..... AHHH!!! uuggghhhh.... I just Boomed."

person 2: "Thats gross"

person 3: "why does he like booming so much???"

person 4: "you ppl obviously dont kno how amazing booming really is do u?"

by Oli Detone May 1, 2009

Booming

The act of shitting so hard that you enter another spiritual dimension, similar to tripping on mushrooms

Between all of this coffee, high-fiber oatmeal, and beer, I'm going to be booming all night.

by adsffgvsdfadf February 23, 2015