bonus mom

what hoes who be stealing fathers away from children/husbands from their wives be calling themselves to make their stupid selves feel better

1) Leann Rimes, instead of just tweeting a Happy Mother's Day wish; just had to prove once again what a ho she was by calling herself a "bonus mom"

"I'm excited for Bonus Mom Day..Happy Mother's day weekend to all the Mom's out there. "The 'Bonus Moms', Godmother's, Grandmothers and anyone who is a woman who helps love and raise children."

2) Whatever happened to just being called a step mother? What, stealing men ain't enough for hoes now, they gotta be stealing mommy status away from actual mothers now, too?

by NYC619 June 3, 2011

Bonus Jonas

Frankie Jonas, the unknown, youngest Jonas brother.

I thought I was only getting 3 Jonas', but they threw in a bonus Jonas!

by The BAMF October 8, 2009

bonus level

an extra level of drunkenness. can only be unlocked with a particular drink known as pengbuzz®. you know you're on the bonus level when you're more smashed than everyone else, don't know what you're doing, can't remember anything from the night before.. or a combination of the three. however being on the bonus level does not entail a feeling of sickness. it is purely an enjoyable experience.

dude, we hit the bonus level last night

by Judge Fudge December 12, 2008

Bonus Bite

Regurgitating a palatable nugget of food that remains contained in the oral cavity, permitting you to swallow it again. It tastes just as good the second time around, thus prolonging the enjoyment of said nugget of food.

Gus: Dude that burp sounded pretty chunky.
Bruce: BONUS BITE! A little extra credit never hurt anyone!
Gus: Gross.

by Crusty&Cantankerous February 24, 2013

Bonus Waffle

Commonly known as a parting gift after a one night stand with your partner to let them know that you enjoyed their company.

The sex with John last night was terrible, but at least he gave me a bonus waffle before I left.

by munchbox April 26, 2013

bonus poo

Bonus Poo-
That little something extra when you have already finished wiping and realized "Oh shit... more shit!"
It's like a gift from your ass.

"Hey John I just got done takin' a shit, I got lucky, had some bonus poo!"

by MechaOmniKami January 14, 2014

Bonus Fries

Fires that you find after you finish your takeaway meal that have fallen into the takeaway bag.

Woa, BONUS FRIES!.
Dude, any bonus fries in that bag??

by NoddyNZ September 19, 2017