BLORTH

The faggotiest fag to ever sail the seven colons. He appears in many sentences such as:
<&BLORTH> I LOVE GAY PORN

No one likes BLORTH, but he gets boners from all men and she-males so he sticks around anyway just to beat off to your name.

Quit being gay. You're so gay, that I think you're on the verge of being BLORTH gay.

by Elmdor March 17, 2005

Blorange

A descriptive term for a girl with bleached blonde hair and too much fake tan.

Wow check that Blorange girl out by the bar.

by DrDTPres November 28, 2014

Blorke

A self-absorbed, delusional, hypocrite. Or a child who truly believes in their imaginary thoughts and beliefs. Blorkes believe that the world revolves around them and are overly confident in their abilities, extremely hypocritical and are most often sore losers.

The other team was full of Blorkes, they for sure thought they'd win but when they lost they became angry and threw tantrums.

I had to babysit a Blorke last week, he wouldn't stop talking about how he was always right and knew everything.

She told me I was being too violent in the pool but later I saw her doing the same thing, she's such a Blorke.

by Muiram July 5, 2017

blorgl

A very great and non-smelly person. As well, someone who should be respected and bowed to by the common man, as they should respect such majesty and grace

“Hey, have you talked to Blorgl recently?”
“You mean that great and non-smelly guy? Of course I have!”

by Blorgl January 14, 2021

blorange

To suck on a mans balls during a blowjob, usually with his cock still in the mouth.

She wrapped her mouth around his cock and balls and gave him the best blorange of his life.

by Kezza250285 October 9, 2013

blorp

The sound a cat makes right at the point of expelling a lodged hairball. Usually, the lodged hairball is accompanied by a massive amount of cat vomit. Not to be confused with the hacking required to bring the hairball to the point of expulsion.

My cat blorped on the carpet! Cat: hack, cough, sneeze, choke, hack, BLORP!

by FWCO March 10, 2008

Blort

verb: To blow bubbles in a viscous fluid.

noun: An adonis of a man.

The Blort dipped his face into honey and blorted to create a myriad of bubbles.

by Fuzbert Athew September 24, 2018