Bluetooth Universe

A theoretical state of being where the universe you reside in is superimposed on top of (and within) the frequencies and properties of the Bluetooth realm.

Nancy was walking through the Bluetooth universe. She had a Bluetooth knife flung at her. Nancy's options were to take the hit and die in the Bluetooth universe, or turn off the Bluetooth before the knife could make contact with skin. She tried to turn off the Bluetooth in the Bluetooth universe, but failed in doing so because she could not confirm the warning of turning off said universe in time. Hence, she died in the Bluetooth universe. Also, if you die in the Bluetooth universe, you are not a Bihari.

by Controlled Chaos, Tyler Brown February 17, 2010

Bluetooth Manager

A manager that manages with a strict hands off approach.

What an awesome Bluetooth Manager we have!

by Bruised Willis January 3, 2022

Bluetooth MOT

A false MOT for a car that would never pass a legit inspection.

Do you know anyone that would Bluetooth MOT my shitbox for a couple quid?

by Lumis March 21, 2024

Bluetooth Banshee

When following a long night of debauchery, someone goes to masturbate by watching pornography on their phone, not realizing that their phone is still connected to the giant Bluetooth speaker downstairs. The result is a stream of terrifying screams that awakes all others in the home and immediately induces fear and bewilderment.

After a long night of partying, Wally went to rub one off and watching a video on his phone. Not hearing any volume, Wally was puzzled but focused on the task at hand. Down the hall Roberto was awaken in terror to the sounds of the Bluetooth Banshee coming from the speaker downstairs.

by Duber74 December 1, 2024

Bluetooth balls

n. the excited anticipation of attempting, but failing, to pair your smartphone with a Bluetooth device

"I got these awesome wireless speakers, but I couldn't get them to pair with my iPhone! Total Bluetooth balls!"

by Pauldylan January 8, 2013

Bluetooth Era

A period of absolutely mind blowing music from the Punjabi Music Industry in the early 2010s, where songs were usually shared among friends via Bluetooth.

Man AP Dhillon ain't shit in front of those Bluetooth Era Songs

by SuperBug November 2, 2023

Bluetooth

A hands-free Blowjob

Felitia can't fuck, but she's got good Bluetooth.

by Pihmp November 15, 2022