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FAKE blondes r becpming dumber b/c they keep bleaching there hair& the chmicals from the bleach sink into their brain n skull n cause problems.
So there fore the real blondes r smarter b.c they dont do it to their own hair.
so fake blblondes r better.
=p
"OMG.hahahaha. im so blonde. im so happy!!"

Blonde Skinnies

Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.
Those hyper blonde skinnies have such low IQs.

Blonde Boyz 

A group of boys who will steal your hearts. The gang consists of three members: Ethan, Tommy and Jerome. Jerome is kind of like a dad to Tommy and Ethan but that’s okay because he’s cool.
Tommy: I'm Tommy
Ethan: I'm Ethan
Jerome: And I'm Jerome
Here's a one-way ticket
To the blonde boyz zone!
Blonde Boyz by mzntis April 30, 2019

Blonde All Over The Place 

When a girl with long blonde hair rubs it all over a naked guy's body.
It was Blonde All Over The Place when Chad went to bed with Kiersten last night!

blonde fart 

The dangerous combination of a blonde moment and a brain fart. Two times magnification - reserved for only the most dim-witted of moments.
My sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. The tv reporter said that "9 Brazilian men had died in an explosion." My sister turned to me and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
blonde fart by MoonPie24 April 24, 2017

blonde bubble 

Blondes get more attention then other girls they also get something they want even when they don't ask for it. They are incredibly beautiful and sexy but they don't think that of them but others do. Depending on how there raised they can ither be a bitch or incredibly loyal but never both. The brighter blue there eyes are the bigger bubble they got. Blonde bubble is not a bad thing.
" I'm starving "
"here let me give u a sandwich "
" here's a burito"
"oh I was fine I'm not to hungry "
" but your so pretty "

" I have a blonde bubble "
blonde bubble by awsomepoptarts March 18, 2016