Someone is blender material when the user of the word believes that people in general {as well as themselves} would rather have sex with a blender than that person.
by Keijei August 14, 2007
Get the blender materialmug. When you receive a blowjob from someone who either wears braces or uses their teeth, creating great discomfort
Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.
Person 2: Not great. When things got dicey, she gave me a blender blowjob. It took 12 stitches to attach my foreskin again.
by HornyKangarooNutsOnYou December 6, 2022
Get the Blender Blowjobmug. When you are caught in a cyclic scheme, trap, or any encompassing phenomenon that is just having its way with you. Whatever that thing is trying to do to you, it does it, repeatedly.
The Instagram algorithms have me caught in the blender by showing me anime tiddies on the explore page.
by niquil November 9, 2021
Get the Caught in the Blendermug. a person of mixed race.
by B-licious April 12, 2005
Get the blender babymug. When 3 people eat out eachother buttholes and the same time, and using their tongue in a whirlwind motion.
by Jerry Capute January 4, 2006
Get the European Blendermug. The act of putting a shot of vodka(preferably grey goose) in a mans ass. Then inserting 2 dicks into that mans poor asshole. Then you and the other dick man spin around until your dicks bleed. While your at it you might gumble into the poor asshole. Then your take your bloody chafed dicks out of that poor mans asshole. You soak up the concoction. Put it on a mixing bowl shit in it and then throw up in it.
by Norbert Glorble February 19, 2017
Get the African blendermug. A Sexual Act where a male defecates into someones mouth, and then proceeds to receive oral sex from the person while they old the stool in their mouth. Effectively blending up the stool into a fine pulp.
by feji August 21, 2010
Get the Immersion Blendermug.