blender material

Someone is blender material when the user of the word believes that people in general {as well as themselves} would rather have sex with a blender than that person.
Tom: Eugh. She`s blender material.
by Keijei August 12, 2007
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Caught in the Blender

When you are caught in a cyclic scheme, trap, or any encompassing phenomenon that is just having its way with you. Whatever that thing is trying to do to you, it does it, repeatedly.
The Instagram algorithms have me caught in the blender by showing me anime tiddies on the explore page.
by niquil November 10, 2021
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Shaft Blender

when a female blows multiple guys and spits all of the ejaculation from each guy into a blender to pour into her own vagina and live the mystery of who the father is.
person 1: whose the father of that boy?
person 2: no one knows, his mom was a shaft blender.
by STSgaming June 26, 2016
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blender baby

Shanay's dad is black and her mom is korean. She's such a blender baby.
by B-licious April 13, 2005
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European Blender

When 3 people eat out eachother buttholes and the same time, and using their tongue in a whirlwind motion.
I just got popped in the butt,and I didnt get the European Blender.
by Jerry Capute January 05, 2006
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Caught in the Blender

Getting caught in the blender means you've never left your home town, and then end up sleeping with or impregnating the same girls that you and your friends have cycled through over and over again.
He frequents the bars in camo and pajama bottoms and has definitely been caught in the blender.
by Ajmontana May 28, 2019
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Immersion Blender

A Sexual Act where a male defecates into someones mouth, and then proceeds to receive oral sex from the person while they old the stool in their mouth. Effectively blending up the stool into a fine pulp.
I got stool all over my member because i did an Immersion Blender on this chick
by feji August 21, 2010
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