Throw those BITCH’s in the blender 

When u don’t pull out on time and the girl got pregnant. Duh!

Throw those BITCH’s in the blender. Cause who cares.

Throw those BITCH’s in the blender by Duck devil 69 June 11, 2019

New Mexico blender 

You clicked this thinking it was going to be a bizarre sexual act from urban dictionary, but it looks like you were wrong.

Guy 1: hey man, you should check out the New Mexico blender on urban dictionary!

Guy2: cool, let me see!... Aww man, you tricked me!

New Mexico blender by Mikeology October 12, 2017

Gender blender 

A machine in which a male and a female enter intending to blend genders. They exit as two beings with no gender, one possessing both a penis and a vagina and one without anything. Their sexualities remain the same.

Oh I don’t have a gender, I went in a gender blender when I was 10.

Gender blender by 14inch January 6, 2019

Allans blender class 

Litty awesome
SO COOL
THe best
Awesome

You are such a allans blender class person

Allans blender class by YourMomGeiy January 5, 2020

Gender Blender 

The machine in the hospital where the doctors chuck all the bits of cock and clit that sex changers don’t want anymore

Nurse,where is the gender blender?

It’s round behind the dumpster

Gender Blender by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018

Cock blender

Shaking penis uncontrollably causing ones inside to fall out and look as if they had been inside a blender

I had to be rushed to the hospital because I got a cock blender and almost died!!

Cock blender by Lilpapiguapo January 5, 2017

Dick is in a blender 

stuck in a bad place, stressed out, or over worked.

Jeremy Says:"Hey can you get those TPS reports ready by end of day?"
Dustin Says:"I'll try but my dick is in a blender with all these broken computers."

Dick is in a blender by JeremyWhat December 21, 2008