My anus is bleeding

A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.

Person 1- Dude...your anus is bleeding.
Person 2- I know...yay! My anus is bleeding!!!

by Carliann October 12, 2007

Bleeding Gums Murphy

When a dentist anesthesizes a female patient, yanks out all of her teeth with plyers and proceeds to fuck her face.

Yeah, I ran into a girl from high school at the office. She was looking good, so instead of filling her cavity, I made her give me a Bleeding Gums Murphy.

She's not looking so good anymore.

by Ghostington's Keeper October 28, 2012

Dry beefing

Starting a problem with niggas for no reason.

I'm finna start dry beefing with Niggas.

by IsThatRoger September 10, 2016

Bleeding Ass

Someone who bleeds out of their ass from an over dosage of ex-lax and is an ass.

Flynn is a bleeding ass.

by harriet March 16, 2003

bleeding

when something happens that is seriously fucked up shit
Or - Wen something happens that is not right in a very weird way.

Seamus: Did yu see dat boi wid da firework? Bruv, the way he dropped it and ran was funny, alie?

Keema: Yeh bruv dat was bleeding.

by yung kikx March 19, 2009

bleeding knogle

noun. A knogle that results in a substantial loss of blood. See also knogle

Removing my Radeon 8500 led to a gushing bleeding knogle. I'm buying a higher quality computer case.

by Gimli August 2, 2004

Bleeding double

When someone gets their cherry popped while on their period.

Friend: Bro I heard you popped that girl's cherry, how was it?

Me: Shit yeah, she was totally bleeding double though, shit smelt gross.

by kkiiji February 22, 2011