Blastoising is when a person hangs their dick over their shoulder and blasts the other person with their spunk
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A type of bourbon that comes in a fat grenade looking bottle. Once you finish that shit you can toss that bottle at an object and it will explode like a grenade.
A type of rare bourbon that makes rich snobs and connoisseur act like assholes in line at the store when you are trying to buy it .
A type of bourbon that comes in a fat grenade looking bottle. Once you finish that shit you can toss that bottle at an object and it will explode like a grenade.
A type of rare bourbon that makes rich snobs and connoisseur act like assholes in line at the store when you are trying to buy it .
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A slow-moving and deadly disease found in mammals that causes the skin to fall off the body in pieces, not unlike a melting candle.
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“On the train. Reading. I can hear drakes “I’m too sexy” coming from head phones around all the trains nosies. There’s three people in front of me: 2 have AirPods in, one has EarPods with the cord, I don’t know who it was but we know who it was. How poetic.”
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Originally the term was used to describe a blood component however the advances in medical science have rendered that usage obsolete, but it makes for excellent cover.
Originally the term was used to describe a blood component however the advances in medical science have rendered that usage obsolete, but it makes for excellent cover.
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