by KKbay March 8, 2019

1. Some bustas tried to jack my whip, so I had to blast on those fools.
2. If y'all see my parole officer, blast on that fool!
2. If y'all see my parole officer, blast on that fool!
by Nigel Tufnel January 31, 2005

tay'queese: hey rufus, guess what?
rufus: what ho?
tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.
rufus: how hard ho?
tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied
rufus: what ho?
tay'queese: i was at Fooquan's party last night and he wasn't actin' right so i gave him the ol' doof blast.
rufus: how hard ho?
tay'queese: so hard that his socks liquefied
by ralph cucumber October 12, 2008

a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package
Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.
by Sheldon May 14, 2003

Originated from one of Jimmy Neutron's catchphrases, "Gotta blast!" Is a common phrase said on the internet now for many reasons.
1. When in an awkward or uncomfortable situation
2. When someone says or does something you don't like and you don't feel low wasting time and energy arguing with them.
1. When in an awkward or uncomfortable situation
2. When someone says or does something you don't like and you don't feel low wasting time and energy arguing with them.
1. *in a texting convo*
Straight boy: "wanna play 20 questions haha ;)"
Girl: "sure."
Straight boy: "okay I'll go first. Are you a virgin?"
Girl: "...Gotta blast!"
2. Idiot: I support Carter Reynolds. He's hawt and did nothing wrong!!1
Me: ".....Gotta blast!"
Straight boy: "wanna play 20 questions haha ;)"
Girl: "sure."
Straight boy: "okay I'll go first. Are you a virgin?"
Girl: "...Gotta blast!"
2. Idiot: I support Carter Reynolds. He's hawt and did nothing wrong!!1
Me: ".....Gotta blast!"
by Lisa is not Lethal August 26, 2015

by Tin car May 14, 2015

by Bg N 44 January 8, 2009
