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Blaner

A Blaner has many meanings, it can mean you eat old bags of spaghetti. It could mean you fart in lunchboxes that aren't yours. But above all else it means that you enjoy frolicking in the sun with your pet piglets; i mean yea they can be a handful and make a mess sometimes but they're just a bunch of little piggies right?
dude i bet that guy is a total blaner
by Doback February 19, 2019
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Brainer

My buddy snuck up behind me and startled me with a brainer!
To produce a brainer, wrap your hand around your ballsac and squeeze, your nutsac will bulge out between your thumb and forefinger simulating the look of a brain
by De ranged July 1, 2021
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snow brainer

A blow job with snow in her mouth
Wow, that was a snow brainer.
by Gas_Duck December 17, 2014
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Smooth brainer

A slang used to call someone dumb, stupid, of low IQ, etc.

Origin: As the amounts of folds on the cerebrum of a mammal brain determines the intelligence of the being, having no folds would mean that they have on intelligence.
Ignore them, they're just some smooth brainers
by RAPHlEL March 15, 2023
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To-the-Blaine

Celebratory catch phrase
I will be moving with my family to Michigan.

To-the-Blaine!
by Carla Maddie August 13, 2012
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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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The David Blaine

When you are having sex with a girl from the back and you let your friend slide in without her knowing and then you run around to the window and wave at her
I was hitting this girl from the back then me and John did The David Blaine on her ass.
by LadyRed10 October 1, 2010
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