Being unable to pee with people in the bathroom with you or around you. No matter how bad you have to go.
by A3siam February 08, 2023
When you travel on the London underground and need to take a piss, knowing full well you can't get off until your stop
*8 stops to go*
Mate I've got tube bladder I might have to get off early maybe at Camden to take a slash
Mate I've got tube bladder I might have to get off early maybe at Camden to take a slash
by Manchatlads January 22, 2021
When a fish is not moving, at the bottom of the tank, due to stressors or being scared. Stress can lead to swim bladder disease in some species, which can manifest resulting in lying at the bottom of the aquarium.
Chloho flushed her fish Rosey when she saw it still at the bottom of the tank, suffering from Swim Bladder Disease, a trauma induced by their new and beloved cat PollyAnne. "Not All Fish Float When They're Dead", said Chloho. "Yes they do", replied Rosey, last seen swimming magically in the ocean, "because all drains lead to the ocean', exclaimed Chloho's friends trying to make her feel better.
by Real Houz September 14, 2018
a rap group originating in washington state (USA), writing hit singles like, threesome and My Onlyfans Addiction, along side locally popular albums like Boner Man.
super cool guy: “oh shit did you hear the new bladder factory drop?”
loser: “bro what the hell is bladder factory”
super cool guy: “mane fuck you and yo fike aics”
loser: “bro what the hell is bladder factory”
super cool guy: “mane fuck you and yo fike aics”
by BladderFactoryOfficial April 17, 2023
The untimely, and extremely irritating feeling of having to pee, as soon as you know that you can't
Example of this would be; right when you find your spot in hide and go seek, whenever you get stuck in line, when your in the car-miles away from a rest stop, etc.
Example of this would be; right when you find your spot in hide and go seek, whenever you get stuck in line, when your in the car-miles away from a rest stop, etc.
"As soon as i found my hiding spot, I totally pulled an untimely bladder, shit!"
"This line better move faster, I gotta take a raging piss!"
"When's the next rest-stop?" - "25 miles" - ".....shit i gotta pee."
"This line better move faster, I gotta take a raging piss!"
"When's the next rest-stop?" - "25 miles" - ".....shit i gotta pee."
by drummerguy97 September 01, 2011
A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.
Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'
by the only Chi on this website September 19, 2014
When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.
by jonny_raige February 06, 2014