Sorry I was Emptying Bladder
by Anonymous girl 1222 December 27, 2018
A condition where one finds oneself getting up to pee much more often when sitting in an office as opposed to other settings. Especially if this condition cannot be explained by water or coffee consumption alone.
Person 1: Something about being in an office means I have to pee like every half hour. Usually I can hold it for 10 hours! What gives?
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'
Person 2: Sounds like office bladder. Maybe you're so sick of just sitting there at your desk that as soon as your bladder has anything in it you go, 'time to get up to pee!'
by the only Chi on this website September 19, 2014
When a show is so good you forget to take a leak when you're in the middle of a Netflix or Hulu binge.
James: "Pause it I gotta take a piss"
Alexandra: "No the episode just got good"
James: "Pause it, I've been holding this binge bladder since the middle of the last episode"
Alexandra: "Fine I'll pause it...I just realized I gotta piss too"
Alexandra: "No the episode just got good"
James: "Pause it, I've been holding this binge bladder since the middle of the last episode"
Alexandra: "Fine I'll pause it...I just realized I gotta piss too"
by iCoerce September 17, 2016
I've got to go make the bladder gladder.
by strikingoil May 25, 2014
When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.
by jonny_raige February 06, 2014
"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."
by Milton J. Cummingsworth July 20, 2008
Being unable to pee with people in the bathroom with you or around you. No matter how bad you have to go.
by A3siam February 08, 2023