Oh Belgium 

A galacticly frowned upon word, it is used when no other word can describe the cincumstance in which on is in. Coincidently it is also the name of a country on hte entirely insignificant planet Earth. The word "Belgium" is often used by people such as Zaphod Beeblebrox, former galactic president, in many situations.

"Man your hanging of the edge of that bottomless pit again and this time i don't think i can really be bothered to help."

"Oh Belgium man! Belgium! Belgium! Belgium! Help me you zarking zark! Holy Zarquon singing fish."

"Hang on a second, what does "Holy Zarquon singing fish" mean?"

"I really don't want to go into it right now thanks"

Oh Belgium by Nathan D February 8, 2008

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium by PalermoD April 16, 2008

Double Belgium 

A single Belgium occurs when a partner about to receive penetration is expecting a slow, manageable entrance but is instead surprised by a hard and fast penetrative strike. (much like Germanys attack through Belgium in world war 1)

A double Belgium occurs when a third person performs a single Belgium at the same time as the initial partner performs theirs, leaving one person to both give, and receive, a single Belgium simultaneously.

Ted: Bro did you bang Jackie last night?
Jeff: Yeah bro I gave her a Belgium, she's probs still sore. Then Old mate stevo came up behind me and made it a Double Belgium.

Double Belgium by Phagocytolicious January 8, 2020

A Belgium

A Belgium occurs when a partner about to receive penetration is expecting a slow, manageable entrance but is instead surprised by a hard and fast penetrative strike (much like Germany's attack through Belgium in world war 1).

Ted: Bro did you bang Jackie last night?
Jeff: Yeah man, I gave her a Belgium, she is still in shock.

A Belgium by Phagocytolicious January 8, 2020

frosted belgium waffle 

while doing a girl from behind you quickly pull out and cum on her butt. Then quickly grab a tennis racket and start spankin her. When she asks what the hell you are doing you say, thats a frosted belgium waffle

Dude I gave a girl on the tennis team a frosted belgium waffle!

frosted belgium waffle by don't be a scrot February 8, 2008

how we drink it in belgium 

Made famous by Dr. Evil from Austin Powers 2, this can be synonymous with phrases like "That's how I roll" and "That's how we do things around here." It's often used after completing a task you're very proud of, making a good play in a sport, and any stubborn, confident, or cocky remark.

Tough shit. That's how we drink it in Belgium.

how we drink it in belgium by belgiumdip September 30, 2010

St. John's in Belgium 

they are a big pile of queers..especially JD he loves 2 grab stella's extremely hairy arms...having a resemblence of the abominable snowman...also the basketball team is full of jocks who love to play limp bizkit, ookie cookie and other various games relating to homosexuality

FUCK YOU St. John's... u guys need 2 get the penis's out of ur asses and realize that no1 likes u and that ur a raging pile of queers

St. John's in Belgium by 8==D January 26, 2005