beer

Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Helping white people dance since the 1600's.

by Homer Simpson June 14, 2003

Beerapy

The use of beer to deal with problems as opposed to therapy.

"My girlfriend broke up with me today. I think I need a good beerapy session"

by T.Ray December 14, 2009

Beer Flop

A Canadian-Austrian drinking game played in a water body. Players chug a beer can in a body of water, stick the can in a flip flop (slippers) and race the flip flops. The players cannot move from their position or push the flip flop with their hands. The players are only allowed to push the water towards the flip flop to get it to the finish line. First flip flop across the line wins. For advanced players, they can also try beer flop extreme. In the extreme version the players have to be naked in the water body to play this game.

Let’s get naked and play beer flop.

by Baro35 August 24, 2018

Beer-vana

A sudden certainty after drinking large quantities alcohol that you can fix your life.

You: All i need to do is learn a guitar, buy a cattery and stop flushing letters from the debt collection agency down the toilet without reading them.

Brain: Come on, grow up just buy a fucking shredder

This is beer-vana

by BleachGirl101 November 5, 2018

Beer Push-up

A week-long training regiment for an upcoming weekend that is likely to include heavy drinking. A beer push-up is categorized as starting with 1 drink on Monday followed by a progressive increase in drink amounts leading up to the event.

I started on Monday night with 1 beer push-up, by Friday, I was up to 7. I'm ready for Saturday!

by Scottimo April 27, 2019

Bearpawed

When your boss says he has plans for you and invites you to his office and fucks your mouth while you finger your own butt.

John went for a promotion but got bearpawed.

by BearPawDealer January 27, 2021

by-beer

An additional drink someone has while playing a drinking game. Therefore this drink can be enjoyed all the time, even when not losing or winning during the game.

"You mustn't drink now, that's cheating!"
"Oh, calm down, it's just my by-beer."

"I'm getting thirsty, sometimes I wish I'd lose more often in this one."
"Just get yourself a by-beer."

by Iago99 October 2, 2009