Man this chick i was gonna hook up with last night had such a scary beaver that i almost threw up just looking at it
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A campy 1950s TV show with a perfect family living in suburbia. There's the all knowing father, the happy homemaker mother, the wise older brother, and the goofy and kindhearted younger brother. Often referred to as an example of 1950s quaintness and 'simpler times.' Reruns can be seen on TVLand.
by Ducky September 14, 2005
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1. "I just gave that girl a Backwards Bloody Beaver!"
2. "Have you heard of the Backwards Bloody Beaver?" "Yeah! That shit's disgusting!"
2. "Have you heard of the Backwards Bloody Beaver?" "Yeah! That shit's disgusting!"
by TM2 October 20, 2010
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Guy : Hey you not lookin to good today , whatz up ?
Girl : ( Sigh) Im going through beavereavement at the moment.
Guy : That sucks dude , fuck you im going else where then
Girl : ( Sigh) Im going through beavereavement at the moment.
Guy : That sucks dude , fuck you im going else where then
by Marvin P July 26, 2006
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Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
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Bloke in pub: Here mate went for a beaver attempt with this lass last night only to discover i needed to get the council in to trim her bush.
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