Beardy Weirdy

A strange gentleman with a beard to demonstrate his weirdness.

The Beard of Weird generally has a passion for mundane activities... namely train spotting and household insurance.

Many flashers and exhibitionists wear a green macintosh and sport a beard highlighting that they are from weird.

That strange Guy from Guildford, he is the beard of weird. A real Beardy Weirdy.

by Prader Willi 5 April 1, 2010

beauty eyes

Beauty eyes are when u are fucking your girl so hard that her beauty eyes are rolling

Man1:hey where you yestarday?

Man2: man I was fucking my girl so hard her beauty eyes was coming out

by RunningWithScissor December 26, 2019

Beauty sleep

Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to look good when he or she gets up in the morning.

Cuddy: You look like hell! Are you sick?

House: I'm fine. I just didn't sleep last night. And here, you probably thought that 'beauty sleep' is just a woman's term. Sexist pig."

by sysonpyh July 2, 2009

beauty is in the ipod of the beholder

The stuff that is on your ipod is only stuff you like. Everyone else makes all kinds of negative comments about it, but only you think it is all beautiful.

Her mp3 playlist is so whack. But I guess beauty is in the ipod of the beholder!

by Chris Athanas March 4, 2008

Dark Beauty

Sexy, sophisticated, lovely, sultry.
Mysterious yet sexy
a sneakily bad female

kinda of like a femme fatale

a femme fatale always has some kind of dark beauty going on.

by Naughty . Dotty . September 27, 2009

cheap beauty

When something is so over-the-top, sexual, beutiful or feminine that it is not classy.

Examples of cheap beauty:
The name Diamonique
a pink tube top
big gold heart-shaped hoop earrings
a huge pink diamond ring

by Angelacia May 15, 2007

trailer park beauty pageant

contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.

sub par excellence.

Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.

Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.

by Alan W. Chan January 9, 2009