Beaniality

Noun -

1. The practice of having sex with Beanie Babies
2. Anything errotic involving a person(s) and said toy, including but not limited to cunilingus, felatio, etc.

Alternate Forms: beanial (adj.), beanialize (v.),

1. Cano and Matt engage in beaniality every weekend while Cano's little sister cowers in the corner.

2. Alec's behavior was so beanial, disheartening his human lover, Andrew.

3. "Want to watch me beanialize that Princess Diana Beanie Baby?" Beth suggestively suggested to Caitlyn.

by omgtheykilledkenny July 23, 2010

Beanie Butt Load

Take 3 beanie babies and take out all their beans. Put them into a funnel. Insert it into a friend's anus.

Sally really enjoyed giving Jimmy a Beanie Butt Load

by Veiny CLUM March 24, 2011

Penis Beanie

A beanie that you put on your penis.

Person: "Hey Matt, your head looks like a penis why don't you go buy a penis beanie?"
Matt: "Ok."

by dixintha March 25, 2008

Benito

Benito is the kind of guy you would love to be around with he's funny he's lovable be doesn't care what people say about him he only care's for the people that love him and not the people that make critics about him he would be a guy you would love to be around with, or it could be the real name of the spanish singer bad bunny🐇💖

Girl 1: did you meet benito

Girl 2: no
Girl 1: you shouls meet him he has such a great sense of humor
Girl 2: sure id love to meet him

Girl 1: come on lets go

by Bestfriendforeverlife💖 May 30, 2018

Benit

To throw up in the backseat of one’s uber

If you benit...tip the Uber handsomely..

by mdizzleshizzle December 30, 2019

Beanie-lesbian

A lesbian who is always seen wearing a black beanie. Very similar to fuckboy lesbian. Usually wears flannel shirts too and wears Martens. Usually a top/dom in sexual and/or romantic relationships. Kinda super cute and shy and warm inside but puts up a pretty good tough outside. Flirts a lot.

Woah! I thought that beanie-lesbian was a dude for a second. I think she’s biting her lip at me! She’s so attractive.

by wheredidiputmymelatonin November 8, 2019

Beanie Stick

beanie stick is a phrase used when talking about how something isn’t capable due to certain circumstances similar to the phrase can pigs fly

zak: that stick just fucked my mum
louis: it’s just a stick with a beanie on
zak: yea it’s beanie stick

by Whereismyeardum June 16, 2021