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Sean Beaner

A Sean Beaner is a term used to define the erection that a heterosexual man gets while watching Sean Bean act. It is perfectly normal for a man to get one and is brought on by a combination of Sean Bean's rugged handsomeness and his extremely unique method of acting.
Dude, I'm totally straight, but I had such a Sean Beaner while watching Game of Thrones last night.
by BadassBean December 16, 2011
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beaner pack

when you get as many people as you can in a vehicle. cram if full like that damn beaners do
look that van is beaner packed its got 20 people in it!
by TheOneYouCallGod May 17, 2005
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Benedict

Pronoun: A legendary figure who is the envy of his friends. All the ladies want to be with him, all the men want to be him.
Dave: Dude, that Benedict is so fuckin' cool, I just want to be him.
Bill: Me too. He gave my mum a spiderman monkeyface donkeypunch combo.
by chief84 August 11, 2008
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Friends with Beaner fits

Friends who are known for constantly bitching about the onslaught of illegals from Mexico.
Oh shit, here comes Larry. He's one of my friends with beaner fits so we are sure to get a forty five minute lecture about too many Mexicans in the United States.
by trishamallen December 25, 2010
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Benedict

The most handsome man on the planet, he makes you laugh all the time his humor is great. He is a bit of a weirdo at heart and someone that loves doggies. He gets a bit carried away with his sarcasm but his heart is always in the right place. He has a heart of gold and loves and cares for his girlfriend.
friend: hows you and your boyfriend Benedict?
girlfriend: Benedict is the most amazing boyfriend
by turtlesrcoolerthanu November 14, 2019
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Beaner Day

by SirGringo2000 May 6, 2009
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Big Beaners

An Amarillo Tx restaurant owned by Quackenbush, A secretly Gay lawyer who frequently uses Grinder for hook ups then publicly hates gays and thinks using derogatory words for a business is okay.
He also makes up things in his head thinking people are out to get him, probably because being a victim of his own mess is more amusing than the life he lives hiding his sexuality.
The Big Beaners needs a real menu, they only sell 3/4 pints of beans, cant get a coke and the burritos dont have beans on them even!!
by LGBTQRSTUV May 30, 2020
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