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Baby Battering Ram

Another name for a penis utilizing the terms "baby batter" or semen, cum, jizz...and "battering ram" or large blunt object used to open things.
"Yo, isn't baby battering ram a funny name for a penis"

Re: "Yeah, kind of"
by babybatter August 2, 2009
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Badgering

The act of ejaculating into bushy black hair, creating a white stripe

This can be either pubic or facial hair.
Phil and Dave often engaged in badgering, never remembering their wet wipes.
by Third floor massive February 17, 2022
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Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.
Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.
by Clay-train December 5, 2019
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Buttering My Biscuit

Bro, I was beating my meat last night, but I couldnt get it off till I started buttering my biscuit.
by ToxicDruid June 29, 2019
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bantering

The act of being engaged in banter, usually amongst lads. When one is bantering, one is playfully exchanging remarks.
Lad: Did you hear the lads bantering last night?

Lad: No, but I am sure some top bants were exchanged

Lad: Yes, it made for such fine banter
by Top Banter October 9, 2014
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batteriage

when your cell phone is dying its due to lack of batteriage. instead of my battery is dying you have a lack of batteriage
sorry i hung up on your ugly ass but i had not any more batteriage
by maryann April 14, 2005
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barbering

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A counter offer to a trade in fantasy sports that is so horrible there are no words, also effectively ending all negotiations from moving forward.

Examples; "There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm gonna barber this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."
"There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm barbering this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."
by not me, a friend October 1, 2014
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