baseball 

a marijuana smoking game where the object is to hold your hit in till the pipe bong or joint gets back to you in the circle the person that never blows out the smoke before it gets to them wins and the loses are counted for 2nd and 3rd place. Usually with 2-4 people the more people the harder the game gets. originated in california and now is popular in oregon and washington.

i only have one bowl left are you guys down to play baseball.

I have a bunch of weed but lets play baseball anyways eh?

baseball by kyle commie February 13, 2009

Baseball 

An extremely amazing sport that is played using a bat, ball, and glove. Baseball is one of the hardest sports to play because it is 99% mental. It is also referred to as our nations past time.

Hey Calvin, wanna go play some baseball with my black friend?

Calvin like to think about baseball so he dosnt prematurely ejaculate!

Baseball by Tyler36366433 December 15, 2014

baseball 

the sport with the hottest guys in the school on the team. it's great. girls don't even have to really do anything in the stands but watch! no cheerleading or anything. you can write or paint your nails or whatever, and any time you get the need for some mega sexy images, just look up. for some it's especially good because they're lucky enough to have a boyfriend on the team they're watching.

P1: wow, look at that first basemen
P2: ewww, the pitcher is way hotter
P1: fine you take the pitcher but i'd go to home with the first basemen
P2: suit yourself. the whole team is freaking hot, why pick just one?

baseball by drue April 10, 2005

baseball 

The American version of cricket. Often focused around the MLB (Major League Baseball, mostly american teams) where there are overpaid, underworked "athletes". Most noted for lax restrictions on performance-enhancing drugs in its top players and its likelihood of most players to be on the injured list for injuries that would be laughed at in other sports (cuts, scrapes, strains...etc) Often is very boring, athletes will only play in nice weather (game called on account of rain is never heard in any other sport). Juggernauts such as the yankees, who's team is worth over 1 billion dollars pay for a dream team who rarely performs.

Man 1- Want to go watch the baseball game?
Man 2- I'd rather shoot myself in the foot.

baseball by Cranberrytheprincipal May 26, 2006

Baseball 

A true mans game! The most complex sports there is involving physics and strength to play! Involving hitting fielding and throwing to play. Ps.. Best sport ever

Rest in torture baseball haters

Baseball by Mike from bf August 18, 2013

Baseball 

An American variation on the English girls' sport of rounders. Baseball lowers the skill factor considerably by using a bat almost twice the size of a rounders bat thus making striking the thrown ball much easier.

Interestingly, the sport has a 'world series' in which only one nation competes. Some cynics suggest this reflects the host nation's global awareness.

Chap number one: What-ho, Jeremy! The Yanks are playing rounders!
Chap number two: Goodness, no, Cedric, that is one of their sports, they call it baseball - look, no gals and the equipment makes it easier.
Chap number one: Bless their cotton socks.

Baseball by The Archdruid of Mercia May 20, 2009

baseball 

a game for the 4-20 friendly people of the world in which you must take a hit and hold the smoke in your lungs until the whole circle has had a hit.

This is a really fucked up game unless you call it because people love to stop in the middle of the game and when you begin to turn purple they'll say, "Dude, we stopped playing baseball hella days ago."

V: You leave the group, we're gonna have to do something you hate.
B: What?
V: Play baseball

(3 Bowls Later)
B: My lungs are starting to hurt, can we stop?
V: We never played baseball. You decided to stay in.

baseball by Brittney Sade January 23, 2009