bacon smack

When you have a plushie strip of bacon and smack someone with it.

"Bacon smack!" *slaps friend with plushie bacon*

by nytelyte October 26, 2010

barn shy

When a males penis becomes erect while in the close proximity of a particular female he is enamored with, like when a horse always wants to return as quickly as possible to it's barn.

You're here and I'm barn shy.

by Captain McBonerface December 9, 2010

bacon shirt

(noun) a shirt that guys put on in the morning to make bacon so the grease doesn't burn them.

When i woke up this morning, i put on my bacon shirt before i cooked.

by thegirlintheroom December 19, 2009

Bacon Stripes

The stains on a pair of panties or thong that was found under your bed on a tuesday after a long weekend of drinking beer,smoking pot and fucking.....

A.i found a thong under my bed and cant remember where it came from.
B.did it have bacon stripes?
A.you fucking know it.....

by Luckydog182 March 31, 2009

Bacon Sarne

When you go round a girl's house and then their mum comes in and offers you something to eat and you reply yes please they then make you a bacon sarne.
This is where a mother opens her vagina and you sit inside it like a sandwich then eat your way out.

I went to Georgia's house the other day, her Mum gave me a bacon sarne, it was delicious!

by BenBrazier April 16, 2009

Wakin' Bacon(sexual)

The act of a male fucking a fat chick in hopes of receiving a bad ass breakfast in the morning. This is because fat girls usually can either afford to go out to eat or cook really fucking good.

When I feel hungry and horny, it's time for some wakin' bacon(sexual)

by Lostinthesauce6969696969696969 September 23, 2016

bacon sarnie

Noun. Pakistani. British Rhyming slang.

"That bloke who lives up the road is a bacon sarnie, iznee."

"Does it matter?"

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005