bum barnacle

noun. A small particle of excrement missed by the wipee.

'I thought my underpants were wearing thin, then I discovered an infestation of bum barnacles'.

by Stretch October 3, 2003

barnacle

1. A small marine organism with a shell that clings to rocks and ships.
2. A clinging or dependent person or thing
3. A large zit or scab
4. An exclimation used by Sponge Bob Square Pants meaning "shit" or "fuck"

1. Based on the number of barnacles stuck to this sunken ship, I deduce that it must have been here for a while.
2. God, I hate Henry! The little barnacle won't leave me alone!
3. Did you see the barnacle on Lisa's face?! It was huge!
4. Patrick: "I'm not actually gay, Sponge Bob."
Sponge Bob: "Oh barnacles!!"

by D-Vo January 21, 2006

Barney Stinson

I heard that guy's awesome.

Ted: Barney-
Barney Stinson: This isn't barney. But I hear that guy's awesome.

by BarnacleStinson January 21, 2011

Barney Frank'd

Can mean many things. It is typically used to describe something the government fucks up, and can also be used to describe government taxing you up the ass. In Massachusetts you are expected just to bend over and take it, thus being Barney Frank'd.

I just payed my taxes in Massachusetts and I've really gotten Barney Frank'd this year.

Fannie May and Freddie Mac really got Barney Frank'd.

Wow, the DMV was such a pain in the ass. I got Barney Frank'd so bad I could swear Barney Frank himself had bent me over anf fucked me in the ass.

by Sparisi1122 March 28, 2009

Barnaby

The title of a person who steals cars for fun and has no motive to do so.

Person 1: Damnit
Person 2: What?
Person 1: That Barnaby, Nick, stole my car again

by Andy Coatrundis March 7, 2022

Barney

An evil, purple demon sent from Hell to brainwash kids, with the help of assistant demons known as B.J. and Baby Bop.

Barney: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family."
Terminator: You are overdue for termination. (shoots Barney into pulp with submachine gun).

by AYB June 13, 2003

Frozen Barney

Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it, then, when frozen, using it like a dildo to fuck either yourself or someone else.

"I got so lonely last night, I barney'd myself"

"I bet those two fags are on their way to make some frozen barney's right now"

by roaxan August 12, 2008