Bone Barren

When a man is lacking the ability to bone; to have sex. Physically or mentally.

Steve: How did your night go last night with Veronica?
Conor: Not so hot, I got nervous and was totally Bone Barren.
Steve: Feels bad man.

by rmag_tnc September 13, 2017

Dirty Barend

The sexual act of intercourse while submerged in a kiddie pool filled with vodka and jelly babies.

I created a new STD doing the Dirty Barend.

by ballsdeepinbutter March 9, 2022

peanut butter barfey baby

A clever nickname you give your friend when they are being silly and you’re feeling funny . This nickname can be used when you feel like it. This nickname is a good connotation so you want to be a peanut butter barfey baby.

“Oh karly you’re my peanut butter barfey baby”
“You’re such a peanut butter barfey baby”

by peanutbarfeybaby69 September 29, 2019

barfunkel

(n.)The miniature orgasm one experiences after urination.
Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking.
Typically, barfunkels procede extremely volumous urination.
Highly common among individuals experiencing alcohol intoxication.

Barfunkel experience among females is unknown.

woah... just took a piss and had a crazy barfunkel

by nick June 16, 2006

barenaked ladies

The most awesome band EV-AR! Consisting of Steven Page, Ed Robertson, Jim Creeggan, Tyler Stewart, and Kevin Hearn. They are utterly awesome producers of music and if you have not heard anything of theirs other then "One Week" then you are SERIOUSLY missing out. They actually have quite a few albums, all of which are fantastic. I love them obsessively.

Barenaked Ladies concerts are my favorite place to be. Macaroni. Yum.

by warped columbia February 21, 2004

Red Barren

the menses of an infertile woman

"It seems so unfair that Jill still has to endure her visits from Aunt Flo," Donald remarked sympathetically. "Doctors have assured her that she can never bear children, yet every month she is still obliged to have her date with the Red Barren."

by Andrew Roedell May 5, 2007

barken

An androgenous-looking person with no genitalia. The word comes from an amalgamation of the names Barbie and Ken, the anatomically incorrect children's dolls.

Kristi: Is Shiloh a guy or a girl?
Jen: Neither. Shiloh's a barken.

by mindbender July 26, 2006