Bedside Baptist

The church you go to when you decide to sleep in.

"Hey Mary did you go to church today?"
No, I took a little trip to Bedside Baptist"

by MsDghtry14 May 9, 2010

baptise

When you stick a joint in your mouth an wet it with your saliva to tighten it or keep it stuck together. It also makes it burn slower, if your using fast burning papers. Done before lighting it.

Baptise that shit dude!

by potdude123 May 14, 2005

baptist

The reason I have to drive 30 miles to buy liquor. Also the reason I can't buy liquor on Sundays.

I'd love to live in a city not run by Baptists so that I don't have to drive to the ghetto to buy liquor.

by floodland January 11, 2007

bantickanator

someone who obsessivly talks about computers and there components and is constantly thinking he is the one who is right. Argue with a bantickanator about counterstrike or a computer game and face the consequences at your own risk

Oh my god, chris is such a bantickanator , I told him i was second in the world for counterstrike , but he told me i was chattin bullshit and that he was 345th so i could not be second

by steve egg March 21, 2007

baptist preemie

when the conception is premature, rather than the birth.

Sarah Palin's son Track just had a child three months after the wedding; must be a baptist preemie.

by BJ33196 August 22, 2011

Baptism in Fire

A baptism in fire is the transition and loss of purity of an individual. In a sense it is consensual loss of innocence for a individual so they can grow.

I think that girl is cute, but she doesn’t seem mature enough; I don’t think she’s had her baptism in fire yet.

by enunatenpestad June 25, 2019

German Baptism

A German Baptism describes the first spill of alcohol - preferably beer while opening the can - on a new piece of clothing.

Dear piece of clothing,
honoring the legendary tradition of the "German Baptism", you are now officially ready to endure endless nights in muggy bars and wicked beer tents.

by hankmoody89 November 14, 2011