A white trash Russian male who is squatting down, usually in the most inconvenient of places, in order to show his dominance over the other gopnik of the region. Can usually be found balanced on top of fence posts and garbage cans. Will usually say "Oi Blyat" to those who pass by. Be very careful as these creatures are known to be very territorial, they will attac if their balance is being threatened.
Troy: Hey bro be careful when you go to practice today.
Alex: Why bro?
Troy: Cause there's a balanced gopnik on the fence next to the field.
Alex: Thanks bro, I could have been killed.
Alex: Why bro?
Troy: Cause there's a balanced gopnik on the fence next to the field.
Alex: Thanks bro, I could have been killed.
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Buying official Glenn Danzig albums, tickets or merchandise to offset the guilt felt from buying new Misfits concert tickets or logo items; trying to lessen the injustice of Misfits fans patronizing the legal yet undeserving owners of the Misfits trademarks, Jerry Only and Doyle.
I really want these Crimson Ghost sneakers from Hot Topic even though it sickens me that Jerry Only will get the profits- so I'll buy a few things from Danzig's website for Danzig balancing.
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Pronunciation blânker or blonker
Pronunciation blânker or blonker
Black guy: whats up my blancer
Blancer: tf yo nigga ass just say ta me
Black guy: hay man I don't want a fight I'm not racist of white people I just thought it was funny to call you that when I asked you whats up
Blancer: git yo ass out here for I axe 911 to bring a body bag
Blancer: tf yo nigga ass just say ta me
Black guy: hay man I don't want a fight I'm not racist of white people I just thought it was funny to call you that when I asked you whats up
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2. This product is a combination of B vitamins used to treat or prevent vitamin deficiency due to poor diet, certain illnesses, alcoholism, or during pregnancy. Vitamins are important building blocks of the body and help keep you in good health. B vitamins include thiamine, riboflavin, niacin/niacinamide, vitamin B6, vitamin B12, folic acid, and pantothenic acid.
3. The B vitamins may be necessary to:
Support and increase the rate of metabolism
Maintain healthy skin, hair and muscle tone
Enhance immune and nervous system function
Promote cell growth and division, including that of the red blood cells that help prevent anemia
Reduce the risk of pancreatic cancer - one of the most lethal forms of cancer - when consumed in food, but not when ingested in vitamin tablet form.
All B vitamins are water-soluble, and are dispersed throughout the body. Most of the B vitamins must be replenished regularly, since any excess is excreted in the urine.
B vitamins have also been hypothesized to improve the symptoms of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.
Contains:
Thiamin (B-1): 100 mg, 6,667%
Riboflavin (B-2): 100 mg, 5,882%
Niacin (B-3): 100 mg, 500%
Vitamin B-6: 100 mg, 5,000%
Folate, Folic Acid, Folacin: 400 mcg, 100%
Vitamin B-12: 100 mcg, 1,667%
Biotin: 100 mcg, 33%
Pantothenic Acid: 100 mg, 1,000%
2. This product is a combination of B vitamins used to treat or prevent vitamin deficiency due to poor diet, certain illnesses, alcoholism, or during pregnancy. Vitamins are important building blocks of the body and help keep you in good health. B vitamins include thiamine, riboflavin, niacin/niacinamide, vitamin B6, vitamin B12, folic acid, and pantothenic acid.
3. The B vitamins may be necessary to:
Support and increase the rate of metabolism
Maintain healthy skin, hair and muscle tone
Enhance immune and nervous system function
Promote cell growth and division, including that of the red blood cells that help prevent anemia
Reduce the risk of pancreatic cancer - one of the most lethal forms of cancer - when consumed in food, but not when ingested in vitamin tablet form.
All B vitamins are water-soluble, and are dispersed throughout the body. Most of the B vitamins must be replenished regularly, since any excess is excreted in the urine.
B vitamins have also been hypothesized to improve the symptoms of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.
Contains:
Thiamin (B-1): 100 mg, 6,667%
Riboflavin (B-2): 100 mg, 5,882%
Niacin (B-3): 100 mg, 500%
Vitamin B-6: 100 mg, 5,000%
Folate, Folic Acid, Folacin: 400 mcg, 100%
Vitamin B-12: 100 mcg, 1,667%
Biotin: 100 mcg, 33%
Pantothenic Acid: 100 mg, 1,000%
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The legislative branch wanted to give President Bush balloons for his birthday, but the jurisdicial branch used checks and balances to stop them from doing so. Bush was sad and ordered a cake of his own with a picture of Osama on it.
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