Bust Napkins

1. Any material used to covertly clean up jizz. Bust napkins encompass everything from tissues to socks, and are frequently used when emergencies arise. Such emergencies include: having one's mother walk in, discreetly jerking off while one's roommate is asleep (those bathrooms are always so far away), and stealthily eradicating swimmers from one's bunk while in the Army.

2. The act of hastily covering up something.

3. An exclamation of excitement or awesomeness.

1. Sidney Crosby was receiving a facial from every employee of ESPN when he heard his boyfriend walking down the hallway. Realizing that he had little time to wipe off the bust and would be seen walking to the bathroom, he quickly used a bust napkin and successfully eliminated the bust.

2. "So, dude, what did you think of Nancy Pelosi's newest statement about waterboarding?"

"Bust napkins, dude! She fought an ill-thought battle against the CIA and lost worse than Michael Moore at a sprinting competition."

3. "My new sound system is fucking bust napkins, bro!"

by Captain Clint Dangler May 17, 2009

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Bust a Zot

Euphemism used by Students at the University of California, Irvine to describe masturbation.

"Dude i have four roommates, it's hard to find a place to bust a zot"

by Peter T. Anteater November 14, 2016

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bust a bitch

Driving; To make a U-Turn.

I gotta bust a bitch onto Nineteenth Street and head the other way.

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

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Bust and Bounce

To bust a nut and leave immediately afterwards. Can apply to women or men.

Friend 1:"These bust and bounce guys are gettin' on my nerves".

Friend 2: "I know girl, I don't wanna become a bust and bounce chick but they leave me no choice".

by jigga69 April 8, 2008

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