Turd Burgaler

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.

I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.

by Heywood Jablomee January 8, 2004

Stench Burger

A fart so disgustingly smelly that it can only be compared to a nuclear explosion.

My girlfriend released a stench burger in the shower this morning. It's been about 8 hours and the bathroom still stinks.

by mendyone August 3, 2009

Bambi Burger

A lean, low fat, healthy, delicious burger patty made out of ground venison (deer meat). Some prefer to mix in a small amount of ground pork to add some fat and moisture.

I invited my GF over for dinner and made Bambi Burgers. She found the first bite delicious and asked how I had prepared the burgers.

When I told her that they were made with ground deer meat, she immediately ran to the bathroom gagging. Upon her return, she scolded me for shooting Bambi.

by Frostymugofsudz January 9, 2010

Kentucky Buglehorn

When a Southern girl is blowing you and just before you orgasm she cups your balls with her left hand and repeatedly taps the top of your penis with her right three fingers and happily takes the load in her mouth.

Those Southern girls really love the taste of my spunk. Last night I was fucking Brittany and she gave me the best Kentucky Buglehorn.

by Chalupa-Batman April 17, 2015

Burgeoning

The one who burgeons I’m the field; One who likes to burgen themselves to burgeon

I have a little “Markiplier tip” for all you burgeoning YouTubers out there.

by ArtemisLuck May 14, 2019

Jew Burger

A bagel, lox (thinly sliced smoked salmon), and cream cheese. Just like the staple of "American cusine" is the hamburger, so too is the bagel, lox, and cream cheese for Jews.

Sunday morning brunch: Mom, please pass me another jew burger with extra schmear!

by Nonny December 28, 2005

burger tash

A soft, sparse moustache typically grown by teenage boys.

"Ere Wayne, you proper need a shave."
"How do I, dickhead?"
"He's right, you've got a right bastard burger tash."

by Stottie Kyek August 19, 2008