bog deep

The auction corvette bog deep for 1000hp
by athulD June 17, 2019
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Hand Bogged

Usually occurs with unfamiliar toilets or rapid wiping situations: After shitting and wiping multiple times, you reach back in for one more good wipe to make sure you got it all, when you reach in a little to far and accidently put ur hand in all the shitty paper in the bowl!
Greg: "Man I was shittin' at work the other day and I guess I was wiping' a lil to fast and carelessly and stuck my hand in all the shitty paper up in that bitch!!!"

Roy: " Dude you hand bogged!?!?"
by XXL4LIFE May 9, 2009
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bog salmon

A poo that refuses to flush away. ie it swims against the tide to its natural birthplace
God, you'd think Anne would know better. I went into the toilet immediately after her only to be greeted by her bog salmon.
by Skid Reeks April 11, 2008
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crapberry bog

The devil incarnate you leave in the toilet after producing semi-liquid diarrhea. The myriad of large balls of solid fecal matter take the form of a brown cranberry bog.
I put enough tabasco sauce on my quesadilla at lunchtime to create a crapberry bog in the toilet before I left work.
by ToiletBandit December 9, 2007
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bog swan

guy who sneeks a peek at your genitals when pissing in public toilets
watch out for that guy, he's a total bog swan
by sausage360g September 14, 2010
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Bog Hunter

Bog Hunter

The pain and itchyness caused by not wiping your arse properly steadily increases to a point where you can no longer resist grinding your fingers through your trousers and underpants in desperate need to gain relief.

People who do this are known as Bog Hunters as they are in desperate search for the shit stain that is causing the pain. A tell tale clue to a Bog Hunter is an almost continous supply of heavily skid marked underpants
Phil's mother remarked "wipe your arse properly you massive Bog Hunter I'm sick of your skid marks"
by baggers July 24, 2014
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bog off

bog off dave, stop humping my leg
by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004
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