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Facts. Dogs love to snuggle while cats love to destroy
Friend 1:my cat is destroying my living room
Friend 2:mine does to
Friend 3:you guys need dogs
Friend 1:I’m getting a dog. Dogs are better than cats
by DaFacts March 31, 2022
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A logical reversal of the old saying, " a bird in hand is better than two in a bush. Because people dont chase birds much anymore and a hand in the bush is much better.
Hey dude, a hand in the bush is better than two birds.
by rockinray October 21, 2012
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Gay dudes that donate half of their brain to hospital every day beacuse their mom didn't buy them rc car.
Kids who think brawl stars is better than GTA5 are brain donors.
by Dagraff May 19, 2021
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Soccer...the sport that everyone says "look at how fake there injuries are!". I'd love to see you get hit in the face with a cleat or knead in the throat or slide tackled or get the ball kicked in the face...you might say " oh that doesn't hurt" but in reality it hurts A LOT! hockey you have all this protective gear on and in soccer you only have shinpads! Fun fact...there have been more deaths in soccer than in hockey! I understand that in hockey there is a puck that is travelling 120 k/ph but in soccer if you actually know how it feels to be hit in the face with a cleat and broke your jaw or get ur eye punctured out bye a cleat bump...youve experienced true pain! In my opinion soccer is better than hockey!
Soccer player: have you ever experienced getting your jaw broke bye a cleat, or getting your eye punctured out?
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!
by Ilovesoccer2018 June 17, 2018
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