When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
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The tragic moment during post-poop cleanup when your overly generous length of toilet paper dips into the toilet bowl, soaks up the dark waters, and slaps your thigh with the vengeance of a thousand sins.
The tragic moment during post-poop cleanup when your overly generous length of toilet paper dips into the toilet bowl, soaks up the dark waters, and slaps your thigh with the vengeance of a thousand sins.
by Pete Heski June 19, 2025
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“Hey how did you realise you were gay?”
“To be honest bro it was my gay baptism- the holy water took my soul and hole to a new place”
“To be honest bro it was my gay baptism- the holy water took my soul and hole to a new place”
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