My testicles on the holidays. Typically substituted for "jingle bells" when trying to come up with new Christmas songs.
"Jingle Balls, I slip and Fall, While Shopping at the Mall" ..... bad example, but it sounds way the hell better than the lousy original song that your teachers made you sing in the school Christmas recital.
by classyguy271 December 23, 2010
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Part of speech: verb/noun/adjective
Past tense: Ballsacktallywacked
Etymology: The English word: ballsack, and the São Tomé and Príncipe of Africa word: tallywack
Definitions:
1. Something to yell when you don't know what else to yell, but feel a strange need to yell something.
2. A word that describes the motion of a long piece of rubber, actually wacking a man in the place where no man wants to be wacked (the testicles... ouch!)
3. Like "awkward turtle" something to break the ice during an awkward situation.
A word to the wise - in 93% of the situations one would use the term ballsacktallywack at the end of a sentence, it is followed by an exclamation point.
Past tense: Ballsacktallywacked
Etymology: The English word: ballsack, and the São Tomé and Príncipe of Africa word: tallywack
Definitions:
1. Something to yell when you don't know what else to yell, but feel a strange need to yell something.
2. A word that describes the motion of a long piece of rubber, actually wacking a man in the place where no man wants to be wacked (the testicles... ouch!)
3. Like "awkward turtle" something to break the ice during an awkward situation.
A word to the wise - in 93% of the situations one would use the term ballsacktallywack at the end of a sentence, it is followed by an exclamation point.
1. "Ballsacktallywack!!!!!! Woah, that was strange."
2. "my wife ballsacktallywacked me last night, all just because i got home past midnight..."
3. "Dude, I'm gay."
silence...
"Ballsacktallywack!"
2. "my wife ballsacktallywacked me last night, all just because i got home past midnight..."
3. "Dude, I'm gay."
silence...
"Ballsacktallywack!"
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Albert: Man, I think that's a dude
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Justin: Here he/she comes, let's scram!!
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Justin: You may be right, I bet she has "Balls Like Rupaul"
Justin: Here he/she comes, let's scram!!
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