bacon 

Money; especially, money that others are eyeing "hungrily" or are wishing that the owner would share more freely.

Girl #1: So what's your new guy like?
Girl #2: Oh, just your average typical pig --- generous with his sausage but stingy with his bacon!

bacon by QuacksO September 30, 2011

Bacon 

Sweet goodness, God has bacon for breakfast. He sits on a throne of bacon.

Mark Ch3 Vs4: Thee bacon fell from the sky, causing everyone to have a massive bacon party.

Bacon by Jimbobbybob May 28, 2012

bacon 

a voluptuous behind.

"DAMN! Look at the bacon on that girl!"

bacon by Gopal April 14, 2008

Bacon 

A nice piece of ass. salty tasting pussy

She looks like some bacon waxing material

Bacon by Al Bone Ya October 13, 2008

bacon 

the Desert Eagle of meat products.

Jimmy: "mom what are we having for dinner?"
Mom: "bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips, and.....this gun." *pulls out desrt eagle*

bacon by The last dodo July 26, 2011

bacon 

if you don't know what it is, you must live under a rock and have no knowledge of delicious foods and you are an insult to the human race.

Phoebe: I love bacon!
Kasi: What is bacon?
Every person in room: *stabs Kasi*

bacon by NinjaGirlAwesome April 28, 2010

Bacon 

Someone who gives another person attitude.

An agitated disturbance.

To bring drama

Don't come into my house with bacon all up in yo face.

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How dare you raise your voice at me? This is a library, stupid! Don't bring your bacon in hurr.

Bacon by The Chow Man October 21, 2004