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Band Bro

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Guys in bands that live in total squalor. Bedroom usually has mattress on the floor with no linen and definitely no natural light. Cycles through partners more often than he changes his socks because he's a giant man child with addiction problems.

Expects any potential partners to be his mum and therapist but also be cool when he fucks other people on tour.
That band bro ghosted me after giving me chlamydia
by Frankenbron August 5, 2019
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Any band that you feel makes noise and not music.
Dom: Wheres other Dom and Joe?

Jason: Theyve gone to that gig to see shitty shitty band band
by Jasandy Dunkirk March 13, 2009
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band bunny

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a young girl that wants to get into a band members pants
those fifteen year old kids wanting all the hot band boys and they refer to them as a band bunny
by alexandralee January 27, 2009
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band boy ass

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1) Fantasy of millions of inmates. 2) Astronomical amount of increast sexual prowace.
My new car is going to bring me some band boy ass!
by Thibodeaux June 12, 2003
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band bingo

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Hooking up with people in other marching band sections.
You get one point for every person you have sex with and 2 points if it's a drum major or section leader.
You win when you get to 5 points.
I just got a band bingo point from that hot Alto Sax.
by DuracellLicker October 14, 2018
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Band Bitch

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Like Band Mama this is a lone female working with a group of male musicians doing everything from making tea, writing music, scheduling digs but unlike Band Mama get's treated like brainlessbimbo.
Oy band bitch you're not writing a book this is meant to be a pop song, duh. And while we're at it, why haven't you found Rodriguez?He's been lost for at least 1 hour!
by Nina O'Grongle August 2, 2008
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band boy

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Band boy very similar to a "emo boy" often including the dark layered hair going to the left or right, tight black skinny jeans but with a band shirt or sweater and their wrists containing lots of band bracelets
Guy 1: "wow bro you look like such a emo boy"
Guy2:"damn it I wanted to look more like a band boy time to go back to hottopic and buy some more band bracelets"
by The wanna be emo fuckboy April 13, 2016
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