Anticipation Awakening

When someone sets an alarm clock, but wakes up just before it actually goes off.

Usually as a result of the brain anticipating that it will suddenly be awoken by a loud sound and therefore you awake without the need of the alarm.

"I don't know why I keep setting my alarm every morning, because I just end up waking up 10 minutes before it goes off".

"That's an Anticipation Awakening my good friend".

by Expanding The English Language December 6, 2010

Wide Awake

A song by Audioslave off their final album Revelations. Its Audioslaves only political song. Its critisizing George Bush and FEMAs incredibly slow reaction to the hurricane Katrina disaster. Quite possibly the most powerful song ever written.

bob: holy shit this song is amazing!
carl: what song?
bob: Wide Awake by Audioslave!
carl: never heard of it
bob: 'gasps and decks carl and then reveals a zipper on the back of his neck and unzips it and the entire band of Audioslave jumps out the procedes to play Wide Awake'

Chris Cornell:

You can look a Hurricane
right in the eye
12 hundred people dead or left to die
follow the leaders were it an eye
for an eye we'd all be blind
death for murder of this im sure
in this uncertain time

so come pull the sheet over my eyes
so i can sleep tonight
despite what ive seen today
i find you guilty of a crime of sleeping at a time
when you should have been wide awake

down on the road the world is floating by
the poor and undefended left behind
while you were somewhere trading lives for oil
as if the whole world were blind

so come pull the sheet over my eyes
so i can sleep tonight despite what ive seen today
i find you guilty of a crime of sleeping at a time when
you should have been wide awake

'Tom Morello wails on his guitar'

so come pull the sheet over my eyes
so i can sleep tonight
despite what ive seen today
i find you guilty of a crime of sleeping at a time

when you should have been wide awake
wide awake
wide awake
wide awake
wide awake

'the band then kills carl and gives it straight to the police. they are not arrested for they are gods'

by Alty8 September 13, 2009

awakeored

Awake and bored

It's 1 o'clock in the morning:

Jose: hey whatre you doing?

Rapheal: awakeored, you?

by squidmonger January 10, 2010

Polite Awakening

Refers to when a person is woken up by way of a sexual act.

-Derived from the term "rude awakening." A polite awakening would be the opposite and much more preferable way to wake up.

"My girl gave me a polite awakening today. I wonder if she brushed her teeth before or after..."

by matty2jay December 18, 2011

awake

great religious magazine which is distributed by the jehovah's witnesses

by kris October 5, 2003

Awake and Bake

The act of being up all night and then getting baked the following morning when most people would be waking up. This would be between the times 0700 to 1200.

This one is for Zane.

Going to a party till the early morning, arriving home while everyone else is on their way to work. Getting in and start toking... awake and bake

by Bowie001988 February 24, 2009

awokenwizard

another name for a spitfire

have you seen the film dunkirk??
it featured awokenwizard a lot..

by anamelessperson December 5, 2021